Phoestivus is old enough to get a learner’s permit!
But I wouldn’t want it driving my car. Certainly not Phreddie the Yeti. Have you seen that guy? He’d get fur all over my seats.
If you’ve not blocked some time on December 12th, 13th (from 5pm to 10pm) and Saturday the 14th (from 8am to 1pm), pull out that ol’ calendar and do it now!
Follow us on Instagram because we gave up on Facebook long ago. And we certainly would not lower ourselves to post on Twitter.
We will have all of the favorites. Hipster Santa is joining us again this year. We can’t wait to hear the stories from the North Pole. He always has something good for us.
We have a whole list of local brewers, food trucks and over 150 vendors ready to share their new creations with you.
And, don’t forget, we are doing this for a higher cause. We are supporting the downtown farmer’s market. This is their biggest fundraiser of the year.
We are also thumbing our noses at the billionaire class who would rather you order meaningless junk off their websites to they can build more space ships in some kind of Ayn Rand fever dream.
Personally, I want to encourage y’all to lean in to your most festive costumes, bling and creative adornments. I did last year and I have more planned for this year!
See you at Phoestivus!